Professional Misanthrope

Same old cravings.

Same old frustration.

xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

(via specialsnowflakez)

So, I don’t have internet at home for a little while.

I’m at Caitlin’s right now, because intergnat, and we’re going to someone’s graduation later.

Beep-beep.

extravagallant:

Look at that booty, show me the booty

Give me the booty, I want the the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty

I want the booty, lord what a booty

Bring on the booty, give up the booty

Loving the booty, round booty

Booty booty booty booty booty

booty booty booty booty booty

booty booty booty booty booty

booty booty booty booty booty!

ijustliketoreadandlearnandthink replied to your post: Did anyone else have those girls in high school…

Mine is “Wordsmith”, “Walking Dictionary” or “Font of all Knowledge”.

I was “Walking Dictionary” for a time, but that was something that people just sort of called me.

“Font of all Knowledge” is pretty badass, honestly.

But I mean those girls who are like “LOOK I’M SO SPECIAL CALL ME THIS NAME OF A COOKING UTENSIL OR A CANDY BAR SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW SPECIAL I AMMM” but they all picked the same name.

I knew two “Butterfinger”s, three “Cherry”s, and like 8 “Skillet”s.

Did anyone else have those girls in high school who all had the same nickname and it was like “Skillet” or “Butterfinger”